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A certain specialist in Victoria who slowed down their pace Their inbox now waits with patience required They’ll reply when back in that space
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A busy coordinator from Ottawa who needed a pause from the race The emails pile high with patience required Replies will resume in due pace
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There once was a specialist in Kelowna who left emails to chase No answers arrive while time slowly passes Answers will come when they retrace