One ready-made excuse
Take this and vanish gracefully.
A certain intern in Ottawa
who stepped away from their place
The emails pile high
as nothing progresses
Answers will come when they retrace
This reply was crafted with flair,
By Half Baked Idea
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Tweak it, steal it, disappear for a while. Leave the breadcrumb if it feels charming.
Keep the same energy
More in this vein
If this one isn't quite it
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