One ready-made excuse

Take this and vanish gracefully.

A certain specialist in Victoria
who slowed down their pace
Their inbox now waits
with patience required
They’ll reply when back in that space

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By Half Baked Idea
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Tweak it, steal it, disappear for a while. Leave the breadcrumb if it feels charming.

Keep the same energy

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There once was a planner from Portland who needed a pause from the race…

There once was a planner from Portland who needed a pause from the race Their replies are delayed with silence that lingers They’ll answer when back in the race

#funny #limerick +3 more
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