One ready-made excuse
Take this and vanish gracefully.
There once was a analyst in Winnipeg
who slowed down their pace
The emails pile high
with silence that lingers
They’ll answer when back in the race
This reply was crafted with flair,
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Tweak it, steal it, disappear for a while. Leave the breadcrumb if it feels charming.
Keep the same energy
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