One ready-made excuse
Take this and vanish gracefully.
There once was a specialist in Kelowna
who left emails to chase
No answers arrive
while time slowly passes
Answers will come when they retrace
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By Half Baked Idea
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Tweak it, steal it, disappear for a while. Leave the breadcrumb if it feels charming.
Keep the same energy
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