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I am unavailable and gently surprised this required confirmation. I am out for parental leave, where the escalation path is usually crying. Last-minute revisions are still last-minute revisions even if you add a smiley face. A response will happen later, because that is how absence works. If this cannot wait, use the pre-arranged urgent route rather than hopeful emailing. Thank you for your measured response to my unavailability.
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