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I am away from my desk and unable to indulge immediate expectations. I am out for parental leave, where the escalation path is usually crying. Client urgency remains subject to the laws of scheduling and basic math. A response will happen later, because that is how absence works. If the matter truly cannot wait, text the approved urgent contact number. Your continued patience is doing impressive work.
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