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This automated reply confirms I am unavailable, as previously implied by my calendar. I am out for parental leave, where the escalation path is usually crying. If this is about scope, invoices, or timeline optimism, it can wait until I resurface. A response will happen later, because that is how absence works. Immediate concerns should be sent in a single clear message and not a flurry. Thank you for respecting the concept of unavailable.
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