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I am currently unavailable, which feels like useful context for everyone. I am out for parental leave, where the escalation path is usually crying. Project updates, approvals, and invoice anxiety can sit tight for now. A response will happen later, because that is how absence works. Please use the agreed urgent contact method for time-sensitive work. Your patience during my absence is both necessary and appreciated.
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