Professionally ignore people with style.

Thank you for your email. I will be ignoring it on a delay. I am out for parental leave, where the escalation path is usually crying. Statements beginning with “quick tweak” will be reviewed later and skeptically. A response will happen later, because that is how absence works. Urgent issues can be sent once, clearly, without decorative panic. Thank you for adjusting to this entirely foreseeable delay.