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I am currently unavailable, which feels like useful context for everyone. I am on parental leave and operating under the management of a tiny dictator. Please assume turnaround times are paused while I am off the clock on purpose. I will respond when I return, which is earlier than some expectations deserve. Please use the agreed urgent contact method for time-sensitive work. Your patience remains the best available next step.
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