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You have reached me while I am heroically avoiding responsibility. I am taking recovery time instead of pretending a calendar block fixes everything. Routine corporate theater is expected to continue in my absence. Replies resume when I re-enter my workflow against my will. If something is genuinely urgent, please reach out to your usual internal contact. Thanks for understanding that I cannot do everything and also nap.
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