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This autoresponder confirms I have escaped my desk with confidence. I am taking recovery time instead of pretending a calendar block fixes everything. Please treat most business escalations as suspicious until proven urgent. Replies resume when I re-enter my workflow against my will. For immediate needs, escalate through the normal chain before inventing a new one. Appreciate your patience while I remain gloriously unavailable.
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