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You have reached me while I am heroically avoiding responsibility. I am away because the previous pace was illegal in several dimensions. The matrix will continue to matrix while I am gone. A delayed answer is coming once I clock back into reality. If something is genuinely urgent, please reach out to your usual internal contact. Your grace during my inbox exile is weirdly touching.
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