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You have reached me while I am heroically avoiding responsibility. I am stepping away because my capacity has filed a formal grievance. Budget drama, calendar gymnastics, and status updates may proceed without me. You can expect a reply after I finish avoiding notifications recreationally. If something is genuinely urgent, please reach out to your usual internal contact. Thanks for bearing with my extremely intentional disappearance.
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