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This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am away recovering with all the glamour of cold medicine. Operational chaos is expected; personalized chaos management is delayed. I will get back to you once my out-of-office era concludes. If the issue is urgent, call the venue rather than emailing into the abyss. Thanks for understanding that I cannot do everything and also nap.
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