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This autoresponder confirms I have escaped my desk with confidence. I am away recovering with all the glamour of cold medicine. Guest drama, rota puzzles, and menu panic should be handled by the floor team on duty. I will get back to you once my out-of-office era concludes. If this cannot wait, the on-shift manager is your best bet. Your restraint during my absence will be noted by no one.
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