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Thanks for your note. My inbox and I are taking some time apart. I am away recovering with all the glamour of cold medicine. If the espresso machine is making ominous noises, maybe that is between you and destiny. I will get back to you once my out-of-office era concludes. For anything urgent, contact the duty manager or supervisor on shift. Appreciate your patience while I remain gloriously unavailable.
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