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You have reached me while I am heroically avoiding responsibility. I am away recovering with all the glamour of cold medicine. Please let the team on shift handle the immediate fires, literal or otherwise. I will get back to you once my out-of-office era concludes. Immediate guest issues should go straight to the floor lead. Thanks for bearing with my extremely intentional disappearance.
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