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This automated reply confirms I am unavailable, as previously implied by my calendar. I am stepping away because my capacity has filed a formal grievance. Please reserve escalations for situations involving real downtime or executive panic. I will review this when I return and my patience has restocked. Anything urgent belongs with the on-call rotation, not my vacation conscience. Thank you for respecting the concept of unavailable.
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