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I am out of office and regrettably not standing by for follow-up chaos. I am stepping away because my capacity has filed a formal grievance. If this is about deploys, tickets, or mystery bugs, please consult the surviving adults on the thread. I will review this when I return and my patience has restocked. Urgent platform issues should be routed through the documented runbook. I appreciate your flexibility with this avoidable surprise.
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