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The timing of your email is spectacularly unfortunate for both of us. I am stepping away because my capacity has filed a formal grievance. Any issue marked critical should be critical in a way that could survive screenshots. I will review this when I return and my patience has restocked. Serious outages should go through the normal engineering escalation path. Your patience remains the best available next step.
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