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This automated reply confirms I am unavailable, as previously implied by my calendar. I am on leave for burnout recovery and refusing to romanticize exhaustion. Sprint plans will remain fictional without my immediate intervention. A delayed answer is forthcoming once timing becomes less ridiculous. Anything urgent belongs with the on-call rotation, not my vacation conscience. Thank you for adjusting to this entirely foreseeable delay.
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