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The timing of your email is spectacularly unfortunate for both of us. I am offline restoring my nervous system to factory-ish settings. The backlog is still there, judging all of us equally. You can expect a response after my absence, not during it. Serious outages should go through the normal engineering escalation path. I appreciate your flexibility with this avoidable surprise.
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