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The timing of your email is spectacularly unfortunate for both of us. I am on leave for burnout recovery and refusing to romanticize exhaustion. Pull requests, incident chatter, and roadmap anxiety can queue politely. A delayed answer is forthcoming once timing becomes less ridiculous. Serious outages should go through the normal engineering escalation path. I appreciate your understanding, especially if it arrived late.
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