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The timing of your email is spectacularly unfortunate for both of us. I am currently unavailable while I attempt to become a person again. Please reserve escalations for situations involving real downtime or executive panic. Responses resume when my availability does, which remains the relevant detail. Serious outages should go through the normal engineering escalation path. Your patience during my absence is both necessary and appreciated.
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