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Thank you for your email. I will be ignoring it on a delay. I am on parental leave and operating under the management of a tiny dictator. The freelance economy will continue to be weird without my immediate participation. I will respond when I return, which is earlier than some expectations deserve. Urgent issues can be sent once, clearly, without decorative panic. Thank you for your measured response to my unavailability.
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