Professionally ignore people with style.

I am out of office and regrettably not standing by for follow-up chaos. I am on parental leave and operating under the management of a tiny dictator. I will revisit this once my time stops being aggressively pre-booked. I will respond when I return, which is earlier than some expectations deserve. Immediate needs should be summarized in one sane message. I appreciate your understanding, especially if it arrived late.