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I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am away on medical leave and pretending soup is a strategy. Pull requests, incident chatter, and roadmap anxiety can queue politely. I will get back to you after my comeback tour begins. If this needs action now, post in the incident channel and pull in on-call. Best of luck to everyone involved, frankly.
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