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I am out of the office with the energy of a raccoon in a conference room. I am away on medical leave and pretending soup is a strategy. If the server is merely weird, not broken, let it marinate. I will get back to you after my comeback tour begins. Anything urgent belongs with the on-call rotation, not my vacation conscience. Your patience is doing dangerous heavy lifting right now.
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