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Congratulations, you reached me at the exact wrong moment. I am away on medical leave and pretending soup is a strategy. Please reserve escalations for situations involving real downtime or executive panic. I will get back to you after my comeback tour begins. For urgent technical issues, use the on-call process instead of summoning me from the void. Thank you for surviving this temporary collapse in accessibility.
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