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I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am unwell, horizontal, and not accepting fresh problems. Any issue marked critical should be critical in a way that could survive screenshots. Replies will resume when my brain reloads its latest patch. If this needs action now, post in the incident channel and pull in on-call. Your cooperation with the nonsense is noted and unsettling.
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