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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am unavailable for a short stretch and have made peace with that. If this is about scope, invoices, or timeline optimism, it can wait until I resurface. I plan to answer later, assuming the universe keeps me on the payroll. Immediate needs should be summarized in one sane message. Thanks for adapting to the mess with suspicious elegance.
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