Individual message page
Professionally ignore people with style.
I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am away from the office for a general and none-of-your-business absence. I will revisit this once my time stops being aggressively pre-booked. I will reply when I return from wherever I flung myself for survival. Immediate needs should be summarized in one sane message. Thank you for joining me in this brief administrative fever dream.
Professionally ignoring you with the help of Half Baked Out of Office
https://ooo.halfbakedidea.ca?ref=copy
Find an excuse. Edit recklessly. Copy shamelessly. Leave a tasteful breadcrumb if the checkbox stays on.
Tags
Search adjacent nonsense
Related messages
More ways to disappear
I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am currentl…
I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am currently absent and choosing not to over-explain it. Project updates, approvals, and invoice anxiety can sit tight…
I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am away dea…
I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am away dealing with a temporary scheduling situation. Statements beginning with “quick tweak” will be reviewed later a…
Congratulations, you reached me at the exact wrong moment. I am current…
Congratulations, you reached me at the exact wrong moment. I am currently absent and choosing not to over-explain it. Last-minute revisions are still last-minute revisions even if…
This inbox is haunted and I am not here to help. I am currently absent…
This inbox is haunted and I am not here to help. I am currently absent and choosing not to over-explain it. I will revisit this once my time stops being aggressively pre-booked. A…