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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am currently absent and choosing not to over-explain it. Project updates, approvals, and invoice anxiety can sit tight for now. A delayed reply is inevitable once my availability stops being fictional. Immediate needs should be summarized in one sane message. We all make choices. This message is one of mine.
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