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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am away dealing with a temporary scheduling situation. Statements beginning with “quick tweak” will be reviewed later and skeptically. I will get back to you after my comeback tour begins. Immediate needs should be summarized in one sane message. Thank you for joining me in this brief administrative fever dream.
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