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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am offline for a short period and letting that be enough information. Please assume turnaround times are paused while I am off the clock on purpose. I will answer later, ideally before this turns into folklore. Immediate needs should be summarized in one sane message. Thanks for adapting to the mess with suspicious elegance.
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