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Congratulations, you reached me at the exact wrong moment. I am currently absent and choosing not to over-explain it. Last-minute revisions are still last-minute revisions even if you add a smiley face. A delayed reply is inevitable once my availability stops being fictional. If this is urgent, please send one concise follow-up instead of five escalating poems. Your patience is doing dangerous heavy lifting right now.
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