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I am currently unavailable, which feels like useful context for everyone. I am on parental leave and measuring time in bottles, snacks, and chaos. If this relates to approvals, deck revisions, or stakeholder choreography, it will wait. I will reply after I am back, despite the current enthusiasm for immediacy. For urgent matters, please use the existing approval path instead of guessing. Your patience remains the best available next step.
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