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I am currently unavailable, which feels like useful context for everyone. I am out handling family logistics that make email look optional. Please treat most business escalations as suspicious until proven urgent. A delayed answer is forthcoming once timing becomes less ridiculous. For urgent matters, please use the existing approval path instead of guessing. I appreciate your flexibility with this avoidable surprise.
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