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I am currently unavailable, which feels like useful context for everyone. I am on leave with a new human who has no respect for office hours. Cross-functional anxiety should be routed through someone with more availability. You can expect a response after my absence, not during it. For urgent matters, please use the existing approval path instead of guessing. Your continued patience is doing impressive work.
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