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Your email has located me at an impressively inconvenient moment. I am on parental leave and measuring time in bottles, snacks, and chaos. Any request involving alignment, sign-off, or strategic visibility can hold. I will reply after I am back, despite the current enthusiasm for immediacy. For urgent issues, contact the team lead or whichever vice president loves escalation the most. Thank you for adjusting to this entirely foreseeable delay.
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