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I am away from work and several fragile expectations. I am out sick and giving my immune system the floor. Operational chaos is expected; personalized chaos management is delayed. You will hear from me after I re-enter the building and the timeline. Time-sensitive requests should go to the team actively wearing radios. We all make choices. This message is one of mine.
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