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The bad news is I am unavailable. The worse news is I planned it. I am out sick and giving my immune system the floor. Event logistics, service hiccups, and inventory nerves can be triaged locally first. You will hear from me after I re-enter the building and the timeline. Urgent service matters belong with the current operations lead. Thank you for joining me in this brief administrative fever dream.
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