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This inbox is haunted and I am not here to help. I am out sick and giving my immune system the floor. If a guest says it is definitely an emergency, please verify that with an adult. You will hear from me after I re-enter the building and the timeline. Immediate guest issues should go straight to the floor lead. Good luck, and may the workflow forgive us both.
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