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Congratulations, you reached me at the exact wrong moment. I am out sick and giving my immune system the floor. Bookings, shifts, and customer theatrics will continue without my live commentary. You will hear from me after I re-enter the building and the timeline. For anything urgent, contact the duty manager or supervisor on shift. May this autoresponder find you stronger than before.
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