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I am away from my desk and unable to indulge immediate expectations. I am on parental leave and operating under the management of a tiny dictator. Pull requests, incident chatter, and roadmap anxiety can queue politely. I will respond when I return, which is earlier than some expectations deserve. For incidents, follow the documented escalation path and spare the heroics. I appreciate your flexibility with this avoidable surprise.
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