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Your email has located me at an impressively inconvenient moment. I am on parental leave and operating under the management of a tiny dictator. If this is about deploys, tickets, or mystery bugs, please consult the surviving adults on the thread. I will respond when I return, which is earlier than some expectations deserve. For urgent technical issues, use the on-call process instead of summoning me from the void. Thank you for adjusting to this entirely foreseeable delay.
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