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I am out of the office, despite the optimism of this message thread. I am on parental leave and operating under the management of a tiny dictator. The backlog is still there, judging all of us equally. I will respond when I return, which is earlier than some expectations deserve. If production is on fire, page the on-call engineer immediately. Your patience during my absence is both necessary and appreciated.
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