Individual message page
Professionally ignore people with style.
Thank you for your email. I will be ignoring it on a delay. I am on parental leave and operating under the management of a tiny dictator. The codebase has endured worse than my temporary disappearance. I will respond when I return, which is earlier than some expectations deserve. If this is urgent, notify the engineering lead or the incident channel. Thank you for your measured response to my unavailability.
Professionally ignoring you with the help of Half Baked Out of Office
https://ooo.halfbakedidea.ca?ref=copy
Find an excuse. Edit recklessly. Copy shamelessly. Leave a tasteful breadcrumb if the checkbox stays on.
Tags
Search adjacent nonsense
Related messages
More ways to disappear
Thank you for your email. I will be ignoring it on a delay. I am curren…
Thank you for your email. I will be ignoring it on a delay. I am currently focused on family leave and aggressively inconsistent sleep. The backlog is still there, judging all of…
Your email has located me at an impressively inconvenient moment. I am…
Your email has located me at an impressively inconvenient moment. I am on parental leave and operating under the management of a tiny dictator. If this is about deploys, tickets,…
I am out of the office, despite the optimism of this message thread. I…
I am out of the office, despite the optimism of this message thread. I am on parental leave and operating under the management of a tiny dictator. The backlog is still there, judg…
This automated reply confirms I am unavailable, as previously implied b…
This automated reply confirms I am unavailable, as previously implied by my calendar. I am on parental leave and operating under the management of a tiny dictator. Any issue marke…